I'm Back....

[The LOCK]

Who should I go after first?????

Wheres WWIII????

[SeekNDestroy]

Last I heard he realized how much crap he was gonna get into, and was crying in a corner cutting himself.

[DawgeatDawg2]

Who should I go after first?????

Wheres WWIII????

There's 54 votes against, go after all of them.

[DawgeatDawg2]

I got to pick a kid up at work. I'llbe back.

[The LOCK]

Last I heard he realized how much crap he was gonna get into, and was crying in a corner cutting himself.

What you mean??? Please elaborate....

[SeekNDestroy]

Did you see the thread where he was calling you out?


Wait, nvm, I think Admin deleted it.

[MR TWISTER]

He deleted it but I still have the infamous picture...stored for the right moment...since you been gone LOCK no one has really been bothering us...for some strange reason they have spent most of the time trying to find you...

[MR TWISTER]

http://i11.tinypic.com/4d6m5q1.jpg

[halfman]

WWIII is banned, in fact. At least that is what his username said. I missed the tirade.

[wrestler mama]

Welcome back Lock you were missed!

Got a ? about WWIII when you're banned can you change your name and come back or is your computer banned too? Just wondering....That guy was looking for trouble!!!

[Analizer17]

Glad to have you back Lock. I'm kind of new on the board but I have heard SOME good things about you. So I am glad you're back.

[Luvwrestling]

Welcome back, Lock. We missed you.

[LOCK Jaw]

Welcome back, Lock. We missed you.
Lock, I missed you too...just about as much as I missed that migraine I had the other day. Give it up and let everyone know what your other alias is that you have been posting on during your 'period of absence'

[US8sleeper152]

http://i11.tinypic.com/4d6m5q1.jpg
what a bad*** picture..i love it...

[SeekNDestroy]

@ Wrestler Mama: If he was IP banned, then he can't get back on, but if just his username was banned, then he can create a new one.

[wrestler mama]

Thank you very much for reply Seek n Destroy.

[oldpioneer]

lock and lock jaw are the same person...........here's your world war 3.

Team Logic

[The Hulkster]

lock and lock jaw are the same person...........here's your world war 3.

Team Logic

not the same guy...Even though they have similar muscle definition...

[The LOCK]

lock and lock jaw are the same person...........here's your world war 3.

Team Logic

Yeah.... You caught us... we are the same people... Ask your boy Ambrose.. he will tell you.. we arent the same person...

If it wasn't for good ole' Shake n' Bake... I wouldnt respect any of Orland Park...

[The Hulkster]

Yeah.... You caught us... we are the same people... Ask your boy Ambrose.. he will tell you.. we arent the same person...

If it wasn't for good ole' Shake n' Bake... I wouldnt respect any of Orland Park...

WOW.....brutal...

[oldpioneer]

That's a broad brush you are painting with don't you think???? Can't assoiciate with someone from OP??? That is brutal alright.....brutally ignorant.

[oldpioneer]

Team Logic

[The LOCK]

Team Logic


Last I heard... you were on Team Stiff... whatever that means....

[oldpioneer]

Freud would say that the fact you came up with stiff while talking to guys about wrestling would mean................well whatever you meant.

Team Logic

[oldpioneer]

Awful quiet lock jawsters

[oldpioneer]

virtus et scientia!!!!!!!

Team Logic

[The LOCK]

virtus et scientia!!!!!!!

Team Logic

Speak english and maybe I will acknowledge you!

[DawgeatDawg2]

virtus et scientia!!!!!!!

Team Logic


Does that mean "a$$ whole".

[oldpioneer]

I put a simple latin phrase and all of the sudden.............Team Logic has smoke coming out of their ears!!!!

[oldpioneer]

I am sure Team Logic has 4 of their best men on it!!!!

Team Logic

[oldpioneer]

My bad, team punishment, speakin of punishment...........what is your point?? my team is the above latin phrase.

[SeekNDestroy]

Don't hate on TP because you can't get anyone to join your silly group.

[oldpioneer]

Don't need a group! Logic is somethin that happens in between the ears. D

[Analizer17]

Wow this is hilarious. Anything else anyone has to say?

[LOCK Jaw]

Don't need a group! Logic is somethin that happens in between the ears. D
After breezing through the thread it appears I can see two things...Old Pioneer is disgracing the town of Orland Park and he is the honorary captain of Team Stiff....brutal.

[SeekNDestroy]

After breezing through the thread it appears I can see two things...Old Pioneer is disgracing the town of Orland Park and he is the honorary captain of Team Stiff....brutal.



He's only the Honorary Captain because they couldn't get anyone else to do it...

[MR TWISTER]

What the hell is this all about ...OP and the LOCK got some old score to settle...what is this Team Logic stuff...fill me in someone...so far it does not make sense...

[Analizer17]

I don't know, I think OP is dissing on Team Punishment and The Lock and so on and so forth.

[MR TWISTER]

I don't know, I think OP is dissing on Team Punishment and The Lock and so on and so forth.

Dissing on TP is not a good idea...all LOCK has to do is give the word and....:eek:

[LOCK Jaw]

Dissing on TP is not a good idea...all LOCK has to do is give the word and....:eek:
Twist, all you need to know is that OP has been demoted to team stiff, he is the only member as of right now....he is brutal.

[MR TWISTER]

Twist, all you need to know is that OP has been demoted to team stiff, he is the only member as of right now....he is brutal.

He is the only one on his team?...that is brutal...no one wants to join...how sad...why did he get demoted?

[Analizer17]

Dissing on TP is not a good idea...all LOCK has to do is give the word and....:eek:

Yeah if he was really part of Team Logic he would be smart enough not to diss on TP.

[LOCK Jaw]

He is the only one on his team?...that is brutal...no one wants to join...how sad...why did he get demoted?
He is beefing with Lock and making overall bad life decisions...this will lead you to team stiff....

[DawgeatDawg2]

He is beefing with Lock and making overall bad life decisions...this will lead you to team stiff....

BRUTAL...........

[MR TWISTER]

So is he on Team Stiff or Team Logic or both...

[LOCK Jaw]

Yeah if he was really part of Team Logic he would be smart enough not to diss on TP.
Good point analizer....what is this still thinking...ask hulkster..his team logic is nothing more than a 'forgaize'

[junglewinner]

This thread is a bunch of nonsense, it is disgracing the main purpose of this forum. Oh yeah, must have been started by who else, let me guess,
LOCK?

I am still voting NO

[DawgeatDawg2]

He was demoted from team logic to team STIFF.

[The Hulkster]

Good point analizer....what is this still thinking...ask hulkster..his team logic is nothing more than a 'forgaysee'

hahaha...wow...might need to hit the dictionary for a little spelling tips...though...

[Analizer17]

Good point analizer....what is this still thinking...ask hulkster..his team logic is nothing more than a 'forgaysee'

I have a question, that last part, and I quote, "what is this still thinking...ask hulkster" was that directed at me and if so what do you mean?

[DawgeatDawg2]

This thread is a bunch of nonsense, it is disgracing the main purpose of this forum. Oh yeah, must have been started by who else, let me guess,
LOCK?

I am still voting NO

Relax JW, don't read this thread if it bothers you.

[The Hulkster]

I have a question, that last part, and I quote, "what is this still thinking...ask hulkster" was that directed at me and if so what do you mean?

faggettaboutit....

[LOCK Jaw]

So is he on Team Stiff or Team Logic or both...
Twist, the guy has no logic...that is why he is Team Stiff all the way....team logic is nothing more than a fasad....

[The Hulkster]

This thread is a bunch of nonsense, it is disgracing the main purpose of this forum. Oh yeah, must have been started by who else, let me guess,
LOCK?

I am still voting NO

did mommy and daddy not give you enough hugs when you were a child...relax man, i dont see you starting any new topics...

[Analizer17]

Okay, Hulkster if you insist I will forget about it. Also good joke about junglewinner, Hulkster, lol.

[junglewinner]

did mommy and daddy not give you enough hugs when you were a child...relax man, i dont see you starting any new topics...

I started a thread on Folkstyle Nationals a day ago, so THERE.....

[The Hulkster]

I started a thread on Folkstyle Nationals a day ago, so THERE.....

oh wow, you got me...i feel so hurt...paaalease...leave the boards, see if any even notices...exactly...

[DawgeatDawg2]

I started a thread on Folkstyle Nationals a day ago, so THERE.....

"so THERE" are you serious. I'm gonna take my marbles and go home.

[Analizer17]

Wow junglewinner, a whole thread, a whole day ago. I think we should have a party people. lol.

[DawgeatDawg2]

Okay, Hulkster if you insist I will forget about it. Also good joke about junglewinner, Hulkster, lol.

What makes you think he was joking.

[Analizer17]

What makes you think he was joking.

Wow...lol!

[MR TWISTER]

This thread is a bunch of nonsense, it is disgracing the main purpose of this forum. Oh yeah, must have been started by who else, let me guess,
LOCK?

I am still voting NO

Awwwww...well start something and we will follow if it is interesting...

[The Hulkster]

I just watched Greg Oden of Ohio State dominate a game of basketball in a losing effort...you really dont see that in wrestling...This is why wrestling is the greatest sport ever!!!

[DawgeatDawg2]

Wow...lol!

That remark wasn't directed at you Big A.

[Analizer17]

Wow, I like the nickname Big A! ;) Also I thought the how do you know he was joking comment was directed at me. So if he wasn't joking that would be kind of hilarious!

[DawgeatDawg2]

Wow, I like the nickname Big A! ;) Also I thought the how do you know he was joking comment was directed at me. So if he wasn't joking that would be kind of hilarious!

Not hilarious, Brutal.

[Analizer17]

I would have said that, but The Hulksters rules are that only TP members can say brutal.

[The LOCK]

This thread is a bunch of nonsense, it is disgracing the main purpose of this forum. Oh yeah, must have been started by who else, let me guess,
LOCK?

I am still voting NO

Hey Junglewinner.... OP just called.... you can pull your :p outta their @%%....

Now thats TP material!!!

And I'm back!

[MR TWISTER]

Hey Junglewinner.... OP just called.... you can pull your :p outta their @%%....

Now thats TP material!!!

And I'm back!

Yeah he's back...Classic brutality...
http://i11.tinypic.com/2drwhle.jpg

[The LOCK]

Yeah he's back...Classic brutality...
http://i11.tinypic.com/2drwhle.jpg

I dont know what this guys are thinking... Mess with TP... and the craziest member of all...

[LOCK Jaw]

I started a thread on Folkstyle Nationals a day ago, so THERE.....
jungle bunny, thanks for comin out...take your weak @ss home son....you can't run with the big dogs so stay on the porch!

[MR TWISTER]

I dont know what this guys are thinking... Mess with TP... and the craziest member of all...

don't sweat it...he was weak..I mean he is no Troy Smith...

[The LOCK]

don't sweat it...he was weak..I mean he is no Troy Smith...

Its amazing how all these "talkers" come and go... But only members of Team Punishment stick it out till the end!

[MR TWISTER]

Its amazing how all these "talkers" come and go... But only members of Team Punishment stick it out till the end!

I prefer to call them "Minute Men"...LOL

[DawgeatDawg2]

The stiff started another thread then left. Duh

[The LOCK]

I prefer to call them "Minute Men"...LOL

Yeah.. I know a guy that lives in OP... maybe thats why his old lady was calling him M&M... I kept thinking the real M&M lives on the 8 Mile...

I get it now!!! Thank you for the wonderful insight!

[Analizer17]

I prefer to call them "Minute Men"...LOL

Wow..."Minute Men" lol...Brutal!

[The LOCK]

Sorry but I gotta ask...

Who does this remind you of???

:eek:

Junglewinner come on you gotta know the answer!!!

[DawgeatDawg2]

Sorry but I gotta ask...

Who does this remind you of???

:eek:

Junglewinner come on you gotta know the answer!!!

I missed you LOCK.hahahahahah

[The LOCK]

I missed you LOCK.hahahahahah

I knew you would appreciate that.... hahahaha... Okay.. I have to go study for my ETHICS test.... yeah.. I am serious.. I am taking an Ethics course...

WOW...

[MR TWISTER]

I knew you would appreciate that.... hahahaha... Okay.. I have to go study for my ETHICS test.... yeah.. I am serious.. I am taking an Ethics course...

WOW...

I want to speak to your professor...about your ethics...

[DawgeatDawg2]

I want to speak to your professor...about your ethics...

You guys got my side hurting.

[jolietjake]

You probably shouldnt pick on junglewinner...

more than likely, he is some pimply little JV wrestler with low enough self esteem as it is.

:)

[The LOCK]

I want to speak to your professor...about your ethics...

I know all about Vice and Virtue...

[The LOCK]

You probably shouldnt pick on junglewinner...

more than likely, he is some pimply little JV wrestler with low enough self esteem as it is.

:)

Its all in fun... untill his BF breaks up with him...

[MR TWISTER]

You probably shouldnt pick on junglewinner...

more than likely, he is some pimply little JV wrestler with low enough self esteem as it is.

:)

Oh Hell No...the Blues Brothers are in da house...this just gets better and better...
http://i9.tinypic.com/316nu45.jpg

[DawgeatDawg2]

I know all about Vice and Virtue...

You might just teach him something.

[biff]

I dont know what this guys are thinking... Mess with TP... and the craziest member of all...

What's TP? I'm guessing TP=Total Puds.
Could you spend any more time talking yourself up. Sounds like a thread by a bunch of broads. Geez.

[MR TWISTER]

What's TP? I'm guessing TP=Total Puds.
Could you spend any more time talking yourself up. Sounds like a thread by a bunch of broads. Geez.

Oh it's just something to add a little humor to the board during this "dead" part of the season. Some people are just a little too serious and it get's boring. If you got a great topic post it and we will discuss it. Just not a lot going on ...

p.s. Last year during the off season I started a bunch of threads and got critisized so this year I said the hell with it...let those that know so much keep the board up ...

[DawgeatDawg2]

What's TP? I'm guessing TP=Total Puds.
Could you spend any more time talking yourself up. Sounds like a thread by a bunch of broads. Geez.

Stop listening.

[MR TWISTER]

Stop listening.

Good one Dawg...I didn't know we had sound....but then a guy named Biff would think that
http://i11.tinypic.com/3zgskut.jpg

[The Hulkster]

Why dont you make like a tree and get outta here!

[Analizer17]

No Hulkster, Its make like a tree and leave. Or make like a banana and split.

[SeekNDestroy]

Or, if you want to reference The Boondock Saints (AKA the greatest movie, evar), "Make like a tree, and and and GET THE ***** OUTTA HERE!"

[Amanda Donovan]

What's TP? I'm guessing TP=Total Puds.
Could you spend any more time talking yourself up. Sounds like a thread by a bunch of broads. Geez.


Easy buddy! Us broads get a little bitchy if you call us out when we didn't deserve it. I may not be as "brutal" as TP but my bite is much worse than my bark!~

[The Hulkster]

actually for both of you dumb dumbs..i was referencing BACK TO THE FUTURE...the guys name is Biff, and Twist put the pick of Biff up...Watch the movie...Biff in the scene at the resturant, tells McFly...To Make like a tree and get outta here...geez guys...

BS, is not the greatest movie ever btw....just a fyi...

i got like 6 that are better...its up there though...

[Analizer17]

O i c I get it now.

[Don@275]

I know all about Vice and Virtue...
Well at least the vice part

[SeekNDestroy]

a

BS, is not the greatest movie ever btw....just a fyi...

i got like 6 that are better...its up there though...


The only movie that can even be said in the same sentence as Boondock Saints is 300.

[The Hulkster]

The only movie that can even be said in the same sentence as Boondock Saints is 300.

Now your just going crazy...check yourself into an institute asap...paaalease...

[Analizer17]

Well I thought 300 was awesome! But I have never seen Boondock Saints.

[SeekNDestroy]

I mean, in terms of complete badass, yes there are other good movies, but are there movies that are as BA as Boondock Saints? No, not many.

[The Hulkster]

I mean, in terms of complete badass, yes there are other good movies, but are there movies that are as BA as Boondock Saints? No, not many.

Braveheart was BA...there is one...Saving Private Ryan...awesome...as well...

[Analizer17]

300 is like the best movie that I have seen. Like war type, etc., etc.

[DawgeatDawg2]

Full Metal Jacket.

[The Hulkster]

Full Metal Jacket.


I would say so for a little while...once they are out of BC, it kind of goes down hill from there...

[The Hulkster]

300 is like the best movie that I have seen. Like war type, etc., etc.

I havent seen 300, but Saving Private Ryan was one of the most powerful war movies i have ever seen...it seems so real, it is insane, aslo not a bad story line...

[Analizer17]

Yeah, it definitely does.

[DawgeatDawg2]

I would say so for a little while...once they are out of BC, it kind of goes down hill from there...

True, boot camp was the best.

[Amanda Donovan]

I liked the Boondock Saints. Iloved Braveheart.

American History X? I thought that was an interesting movie. Made you think.

Most recent movie that I thought was well done was The Departed.

[SeekNDestroy]

Braveheart...it was good, but I'm not a huge fan of it.

SPR...that was a good movie, but in terms of sheer badass, can't come close to the Boondock Saints.

FMJ...the part in basic was classic, but after that, the movie doesn't bring much to the table, except for "Sucky Sucky 10 dolla?"

AHX...was a very real movie, the end in particular...wow, just...wow.

[Amanda Donovan]

FMJ-

I watch Law and Order Criminal Intent and think what a great job that actor did in FMJ. Vincent D. Just awesome.

[Analizer17]

Yeah Braveheart is another awesome movie!

[The Hulkster]

Braveheart...it was good, but I'm not a huge fan of it.

SPR...that was a good movie, but in terms of sheer badass, can't come close to the Boondock Saints.

FMJ...the part in basic was classic, but after that, the movie doesn't bring much to the table, except for "Sucky Sucky 10 dolla?"

AHX...was a very real movie, the end in particular...wow, just...wow.


If you are going to compare Boondock Saints to the top movies like Goodfellas, there is no comparison, Goodfellas is legit...

American History X is ok, i have seen better...This type of movie has grown popular over the years...Similar movies been made since like "Crash" makes it seem like your not really watching a movie...

The Departed was awesome i would put it in my top 15, which is a strong list, that i might add....

[The Hulkster]

True, boot camp was the best.

TRUE..."How Tall are you?" hahaha gets me every time...

[Amanda Donovan]

Oh, yeah and welcome back Lock!

[halfman]

For the best war movies going over the mental issues of people in combat, check out the masterpiece Apocalypse Now and Jacob's Ladder.

[DawgeatDawg2]

TRUE..."How Tall are you?" hahaha gets me every time...

What about "Pvt. Snowball, YOUR FIRED".

[Don@275]

Another really good movie is "Heat" DeNiro, Paccino, say no more.

[Don@275]

OK, you are stranded.... blah, blah, and cn only take 10 movies with you. Whats, your 10?

[The LOCK]

How about.....

Pursuit of Happiness.... Now that was a good movie...

[Analizer17]

Yeah, Pursuit of Happiness was a good movie, but not amazing like I thought 300 was.

[SeekNDestroy]

1. The Boondock Saints
2. 300
3. Friday Night Lights
4. Super Troopers
5. Heat
6. Team America
7. Saving Private Ryan
8. We Were Soldiers

[Analizer17]

Friday Night Lights is a really good movie. If you want to read an amazing sports book read Bleachers! It is, I think, the best book ever! Also Super Troopers was hilarious. Another hilarious movie that I haven't seen but I want to is Blades of Glory.

[The Hulkster]

1. The Boondock Saints
2. 300
3. Friday Night Lights
4. Super Troopers
5. Heat
6. Team America
7. Saving Private Ryan
8. We Were Soldiers

Very dissapointing....

[The Hulkster]

Friday Night Lights is a really good movie. If you want to read an amazing sports book read Bleachers! It is, I think, the best book ever! Also Super Troopers was hilarious. Another hilarious movie that I haven't seen but I want to is Blades of Glory.

Blades of Glory was pretty funny...Will Ferrell is nuts...

[Analizer17]

Answer this Hulkster...When isn't Will Ferrell nuts?

[SeekNDestroy]

I heard he's even crazy when they're not shooting. He's a nut in general.

I bet, later on down the road, when we're all old, and everyone else is older, Will Ferrell will be an acting icon.

[Analizer17]

I heard he's even crazy when they're not shooting. He's a nut in general.

I bet, later on down the road, when we're all old, and everyone else is older, Will Ferrell will be an acting icon.

I definitely wouldn't be surprised!

[The Hulkster]

ill give a crack at my top 10...ill never be happy with my list, but it is a work in progress....

1) GoodFellas
2) Godfather 1/2
3) Rocky I
4) Usual Suspects
5) Shawshank Redemption
6) Dumb and Dumber
7) Saving Private Ryan
8) Gladiator
9) Wedding Crashers
10) Casino

[DawgeatDawg2]

ill give a crack at my top 10...ill never be happy with my list, but it is a work in progress....

1) GoodFellas
2) Godfather 1/2
3) Rocky I
4) Usual Suspects
5) Shawshank Redemption
6) Dumb and Dumber
7) Saving Private Ryan
8) Gladiator
9) Wedding Crashers
10) Casino


Nice, I was trying to reach way back hulkster, what did you think of Billy Jack.

[The Hulkster]

Nice, I was trying to reach way back hulkster, what did you think of Billy Jack.

I dont know...mixed feelings towards it, similar to my thoughts on Full Metal Jacket...

I like Platoon, more than both of these films...Oliver Stone is a great director...a little odd, but good...

[DawgeatDawg2]

I dont know...mixed feelings towards it, similar to my thoughts on Full Metal Jacket...

I like Platoon, more than both of these films...Oliver Stone is a great director...a little odd, but good...

Platoon was very good, but The Godfather has to be #1 in my book.

[wrestler mama]

Haven't seen Friday night lights, I liked Remember the Titans. It's a foot-ball flick too.

[Analizer17]

Well another good movie is Rocky IV when Rocky beats the Russian!

[Don@275]

ill give a crack at my top 10...ill never be happy with my list, but it is a work in progress....

1) GoodFellas
2) Godfather 1/2
3) Rocky I
4) Usual Suspects
5) Shawshank Redemption
6) Dumb and Dumber
7) Saving Private Ryan
8) Gladiator
9) Wedding Crashers
10) Casino
I couldn't decide between Dumb, or Amimal House, or The Blues Bros. Godfather 1 & 2 (only if it's on one disc)
I'm still working on mine, if you like The Usuall Suspects, check out Dusk till Dawn (the 1rst)

[Don@275]

Got to have some John Wayne in there.

[DawgeatDawg2]

The Shootest.

[mckbln]

I havent seen 300, but Saving Private Ryan was one of the most powerful war movies i have ever seen...it seems so real, it is insane, aslo not a bad story line...

Well, "Saving Private Ryan" was awesome...one of the great tragedies in motion picture history was "Shakespeare in Love" winning the oscar that year for "Best Picture" over "Saving Private Ryan"...purely a victory for Gwenyth Paltrow's boobs.

When I tell you the bullet sounds and trauma were about as real as it gets...you can bank on it.

As far as "300" is concerned....loved it. As a history major I recognized when it was quite over the top, but as an action flick it totally kicked ***...just like the other adaptation of a Frank Miller graphic novel, "Sin City".

[The Hulkster]

Well, "Saving Private Ryan" was awesome...one of the great tragedies in motion picture history was "Shakespeare in Love" winning the oscar that year for "Best Picture" over "Saving Private Ryan"...purely a victory for Gwenyth Paltrow's boobs.

When I tell you the bullet sounds and trauma were about as real as it gets...you can bank on it.

As far as "300" is concerned....loved it. As a history major I recognized when it was quite over the top, but as an action flick it totally kicked ***...just like the other adaptation of a Frank Miller graphic novel, "Sin City".

Or lack there of...ha...it was a crime...That movie was not good at all...History major ah....how do you feel about Oliver Stone and his "imagination"... I.E. JFK, Alexander....

[Analizer17]

Yeah, history is one of my favorite subjects. Every1 says if you like history you will 300! But it is also a great war movie.

[MSLHWYDAD]

You guys are missing two of the best comedy's of all times...

CaddyShack and Stripes

[Analizer17]

You guys are missing two of the best comedy's of all times...

CaddyShack and Stripes

Yeah, those are good but another one is 15 Off Cool By:Bill Engvall, it came out not too long ago.

[The Hulkster]

You guys are missing two of the best comedy's of all times...

CaddyShack and Stripes


eh...Caddyshack maybe...stripes no...I would take "Vacation" over stripes...Chevy Chase is the man...

[The Hulkster]

Yeah, those are good but another one is 15 Off Cool By:Bill Engvall, it came out not too long ago.

Thats stand up...thats a whole nother animal...

[The LOCK]

You guys are are totally taking over my thread!!!!

No... Disney movies... I am upset!!!

The Mighty Ducks was a great series!

[Analizer17]

Thats stand up...thats a whole nother animal...

Yeah it is a whole nother animal because then you have to mention Jeff Foxworthy and Larry "The Cable Guy".

[Analizer17]

You guys are are totally taking over my thread!!!!

No... Disney movies... I am upset!!!

The Mighty Ducks was a great series!

Mighty Ducks...good times, good times. I think it is a tv series now! :eek:

[MSLHWYDAD]

LOL.....The LOCK is back....after brutalling nailing someone, he comes back with a great line....I am laughing out loud!!!

[The LOCK]

Mighty Ducks...good times, good times. I think it is a tv series now! :eek:

Please dont use that face, unless you are talking about Junglewinner and Old Pioneer, when they have free time alone!

[MSLHWYDAD]

Hey What about, Planes, Trains and Automobiles....a great John Candy movie

[Analizer17]

Please dont use that face, unless you are talking about Junglewinner and Old Pioneer, when they have free time alone!

Don't say that...I don't want to even think about that! lol What about this one for thinking about Junglewinner and Old Pioneer, when they have free time alone. Try this one on for size LOCK. :rolleyes: Now that is them.

[The LOCK]

Don't say that...I don't want to even think about that! lol

I dont know if its worse that they do that..... or that you are picturing it... Ewww... :eek:

[SeekNDestroy]

What about The Breakfast Club?

Night at the Roxbury?

[Analizer17]

I dont know if its worse that they do that..... or that you are picturing it... Ewww... :eek:

I definitely am NOT thinking about it. You might be thinking about yourself thinking about it. If that makes sense...lol!

[The Hulkster]

Yeah it is a whole nother animal because then you have to mention Jeff Foxworthy and Larry "The Cable Guy".

Those guys are terrible compared to Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld, Greg Giraldo, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle...

[The LOCK]

Those guys are terrible compared to Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld, Greg Giraldo, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle...

ADAM SANDLER!!!

[MSLHWYDAD]

Imagine Larry the Cable Guy versus Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock in a stand-up slam!

[The LOCK]

I definitely am NOT thinking about it. You might be thinking about yourself thinking about it. If that makes sense...lol!

ANAL izer,

Dont tell me your one of them......

[The Hulkster]

Imagine Larry the Cable Guy versus Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock in a stand-up slam!

HA ZERO CONTEST....Larry would get booed outta the place...

[Analizer17]

Those guys are terrible compared to Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld, Greg Giraldo, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle...

Lol, yeah, Dane Cook is my favorite. What about yours hulkster?

[halfman]

Speaking of Eddie, that's crazy he and Scary Spice got together and are contesting paternity over her new kid! What a pair.

[MSLHWYDAD]

By the way, I saw 300....good fight scene...good sex scenes....what else do wrestling fans want in a movie!

[SeekNDestroy]

I'd take Richard Pryor.


But on a side note, have any of you ever heard Eddie Murphys "Delirious"?

[Analizer17]

ANAL izer,

Dont tell me your one of them......

No I am definitely not one of them! And its not even funny comparing me too them!

[The Hulkster]

I'd take Richard Pryor.


But on a side note, have any of you ever heard Eddie Murphys "Delirious"?

I was talking about people that were alive...Pryor is epic though on the grand scheme of things...Like Rodney...Of course i have heard it...classic...

[The LOCK]

No I am definitely not one of them! And its not even funny comparing me too them!

Just making sure....

[The Hulkster]

By the way, I saw 300....good fight scene...good sex scenes....what else do wrestling fans want in a movie!


Thank god your not my dad, creep show...you need to get outta the house/ movie theatre every now and then...

You should hang out with Jungle and Op

[Analizer17]

Okay, well I am definitely not like them if its any1 it would be...hold on a sec let me think...oh yea, this guy name The LOCK!

[The LOCK]

Okay, well I am definitely not like them if its any1 it would be...hold on a sec let me think...oh yea, this guy name The LOCK!

Okay... TP get him.... either you edit your post... or TP is going to be after you!

[The Hulkster]

Okay, well I am definitely not like them if its any1 it would be...hold on a sec let me think...oh yea, this guy named The LOCK!


Ease up there...You dont want to fight fire with fire here...The Lock will keep coming at you till you stop posting, just a tip...

[Analizer17]

Okay, so The LOCK, truce?

[The LOCK]

Ease up there...You dont want to fight fire with fire here...The Lock will keep coming at you till you stop posting, just a tip...

I have a comment I will keep to myself!

[MSLHWYDAD]

Hulkster.....so I take it you did not like 300?

[The LOCK]

Okay, so The LOCK, truce?

No truce.. just admitt your a rookie and I'm a legend... your in training.. one day you will be almost as good as me!

[SeekNDestroy]

I was talking about people that were alive...Pryor is epic though on the grand scheme of things...Like Rodney...Of course i have heard it...classic...

Eddie: I got ice cream! You don't got no ice cream! Your family is on welfare because your daddy is an alcohoooolic!

*Drops ice cream*

Other kid: You don't got no ice cream, you don't got no ice cream, you dropped it on the floooooor!



Best. Part. Evar.

[Analizer17]

I have a comment I will keep to myself!

Okay, sounds good, I don't think I want to know!

[The Hulkster]

Hulkster.....so I take it you did not like 300?

No, I take it as im not a creep...Keep weird thoughts in your brain...ok coachy...

[The Hulkster]

Eddie: I got ice cream! You don't got no ice cream! Your family is on welfare because your daddy is an alcohoooolic!

*Drops ice cream*

Other kid: You don't got no ice cream, you don't got no ice cream, you dropped it on the floooooor!



Best. Part. Evar.

Brutal...

IM really liking Jim Gaffigan right now...he is hilarious, same with Lewis Black...They both got new shows out...

[Analizer17]

No truce.. just admitt your a rookie and I'm a legend... your in training.. one day you will be almost as good as me!

Well, Im a wrestler, and I don't give up easily so I am not going to admit that I'm a rookie. And jw (not trying to fight) but what makes you a legend? jw

[The Hulkster]

Well, Im a wrestler, and I don't give up easily so I am not going to admit that I'm a rookie. And jw (not trying to fight) but what makes you a legend? jw


When people make threads about someone....Thats Legend Status...

[The LOCK]

Well, Im a wrestler, and I don't give up easily so I am not going to admit that I'm a rookie. And jw (not trying to fight) but what makes you a legend? jw

When you can still be the most hated person on the board, and still the most missed... your legend... Poeple mess with me on the boards.. and they disappear... Its like magic...

You saw what happened while I was gone.. it was weak... I'm back and its hoping!!!

The Power of the LOCK....

[Analizer17]

When people make threads about someone....Thats Legend Status...

Good point Hulkster.

[MSLHWYDAD]

I agree That is Legend Status....and Analyzer...this entire Board was talking about The LOCK for weeks, wondering when he would be back....definitely legend material.

[The LOCK]

I agree That is Legend Status....and Analyzer...this entire Board was talking about The LOCK for weeks, wondering when he would be back....definitely legend material.

I dont think your a creep either.... Your alight in my book....

[The LOCK]

I agree That is Legend Status....and Analyzer...this entire Board was talking about The LOCK for weeks, wondering when he would be back....definitely legend material.

I dont think your a creep either.... Your alright in my book....

[The Hulkster]

I dont think your a creep either.... Your alight in my book....

Yeah, cuz he is about the only guy that respects you...hahha...

[DawgeatDawg2]

I dont think your a creep either.... Your alight in my book....

Lock goin soft.

[The LOCK]

Yeah, cuz he is about the only guy that respects you...hahha...

Zing... Nice....

[MSLHWYDAD]

No, I take it as im not a creep...Keep weird thoughts in your brain...ok coachy...

Hmmmm.....weird thoughts....the sex scenes were well done....and the war scenes were outstanding. Most men would find those good combinations for a movie. I do not see anything weird about thinking that wrestlers or wrestling fans would think that a movie containing those two things would be a bad movie. Either your mind mad a monumental jump and is visioning something I did not intend or you missed the movie.

[The Hulkster]

Lock goin soft.

It is a little to late for pointing that out...

[The LOCK]

Lock goin soft.

nope.. just being virtuous

[DawgeatDawg2]

nope.. just being virtuous

Straight from the book.

[The Hulkster]

Hmmmm.....weird thoughts....the sex scenes were well done....and the war scenes were outstanding. Most men would find those good combinations for a movie. I do not see anything weird about thinking that wrestlers or wrestling fans would think that a movie containing those two things would be a bad movie. Either your mind mad a monumental jump and is visioning something I did not intend or you missed the movie.

No most people dont like movies, cause of the sex scenes...Most people like movies for setting, plot, cinematography, directing, writing, cast, and so forth...Usually "sex scenes" dont make or break a movie...so it is kind of weird, i dont know that may just be me...

[Analizer17]

When you can still be the most hated person on the board, and still the most missed... your legend... Poeple mess with me on the boards.. and they disappear... Its like magic...

You saw what happened while I was gone.. it was weak... I'm back and its hoping!!!

The Power of the LOCK....

Like Mr Twister calls them "the minute men".

[The LOCK]

Straight from the book.

Oh yeah... so I was taking that test today.. which I am pretty sure I got an A on... well.. the professor handed it out, and he said... I have to leave, I have a funeral to get too...

And no I didnt cheat... Why??? Because it was an Ethics course...

[The Hulkster]

Oh yeah... so I was taking that test today.. which I am pretty sure I got an A on... well.. the professor handed it out, and he said... I have to leave, I have a funeral to get too...

And no I didnt cheat... Why??? Because it was an Ethics course...

Worst "joke" i ever heard...

[halfman]

Lock, there's no high road or low road, just the road leading to the end of the rainbow. If YOU don't know that, you need to turn in your flag.

[The LOCK]

Worst "joke" i ever heard...

I am serious.... Thats not a joke... true story...

[Analizer17]

No most people dont like movies, cause of the sex scenes...Most people like movies for setting, plot, cinematography, directing, writing, cast, and so forth...Usually "sex scenes" dont make or break a movie...so it is kind of weird, i dont know that may just be me...

Well, I for one, agree with you Hulkster.

[The LOCK]

Lock, there's no high road or low road, just the road leading to the end of the rainbow. If YOU don't know that, you need to turn in your flag.

I stay away from Rainbows... because of a few characters on this board....

if you know what i mean!

[The Hulkster]

Lock, there's no high road or low road, just the road leading to the end of the rainbow. If YOU don't know that, you need to turn in your flag.

Lock knows a lot about rainbows...and Dorothys for that matter....

ZINGER!!!!

[DawgeatDawg2]

Worst "joke" i ever heard...

I second that.

[The LOCK]

I second that.

It wasnt a joke!!!

I am serious.. .thats what happened!

[SeekNDestroy]

What?!? I thought the only reason to go see a movie was for the boobs 'n blood?!?

[The LOCK]

What?!? I thought the only reason to go see a movie was for the boobs 'n blood?!?

Where is twist????

[The Hulkster]

What?!? I thought the only reason to go see a movie was for the boobs 'n blood?!?


hahaha Brutal...Why even have a story line...just have those two elements for 2 hours...and your set, what are these directors thinking with this whole "plot" concept...???

[DawgeatDawg2]

It wasnt a joke!!!

I am serious.. .thats what happened!

OK OK we believe you.

[Analizer17]

Lock knows a lot about rainbows...and Dorothys for that matter....

ZINGER!!!!

Lol! Now that is hilarious.

[DawgeatDawg2]

Where is twist????

At the movies. with blood and boobs

[halfman]

I stay away from Rainbows... because of a few characters on this board....

if you know what i mean!


TP4L

or TLPF

Tri-Lambda Pride forever! :D

[The LOCK]

OK OK we believe you.

Good.......

[The LOCK]

TP4L

or TLPF

Tri-Lambda Pride forever! :D

Okay... you can stop talking... You have wasted about 30 seconds of my life... Enough.... or else.. I will vote you on to team stiff...

With Biff and his crew..

[MSLHWYDAD]

No most people dont like movies, cause of the sex scenes...Most people like movies for setting, plot, cinematography, directing, writing, cast, and so forth...Usually "sex scenes" dont make or break a movie...so it is kind of weird, i dont know that may just be me...

Ok Hulkster, I give you that...but I missed the transition...we were talking about comedies and great comics....and I said something humorous, purposely and you decided to see it as weird. I guess it was convenient for you, an honored member of Team Punishment to change the tone of the thread at the time from humorous to serious.....just to zing a newbie.

Brutal it was not.

[Analizer17]

Dawg, now how would you know where Twist is? jw.

[MSLHWYDAD]

What?!? I thought the only reason to go see a movie was for the boobs 'n blood?!?

See....SeekNDestroy got the intent of my post.....

Thank-you!!!

[halfman]

Okay... you can stop talking... You have wasted about 30 seconds of my life... Enough.... or else.. I will vote you on to team stiff...

With Biff and his crew..

Lock, dude, you need to work on getting TP to protect your manhood. It's slipping away like duckbutter.

[The LOCK]

Dawg, now how would you know where Twist is? jw.

Where else would he be, if he isnt on matmen... He does have a palm treo... How do you think he has all those posts.... and at the movies you have to turn your phone off...

Thats TEAM PUNISHMENT... using team logic....

[DawgeatDawg2]

Lock, dude, you need to work on getting TP to protect your manhood. It's slipping away like duckbutter.

Unlike your buttbutter.

[MSLHWYDAD]

halfman.....give up...you could never compete with The LOCK. Not a chance...not tonight...not in this life

[Analizer17]

Lol, if OP was here he would say his stupid latin saying. lol

[DawgeatDawg2]

Where else would he be, if he isnt on matmen... He does have a palm treo... How do you think he has all those posts.... and at the movies you have to turn your phone off...

Thats TEAM PUNISHMENT... using team logic....

Touche......

[The LOCK]

Lock, dude, you need to work on getting TP to protect your manhood. It's slipping away like duckbutter.

coming from a guy that is half a man... So does that mean you only have ONE testicle?? or what???

Please explain...

[The LOCK]

Lol, if OP was here he would say his stupid latin saying. lol

good pt. I almost forgot about that...

[The LOCK]

Touche......

I am thinking now adays...

[Analizer17]

Yeah, did anyone ever figure out what that meant? I just figured he wasn't even worth wasting the time on figuring it out but thats me.

[halfman]

Lock =



http://www.imaginationflights.co.uk/images/balloon.jpg

[The LOCK]

Yeah, did anyone ever figure out what that meant? I just figured he wasn't even worth wasting the time on figuring it out but thats me.

I dont think anyone cared enough to look it up...

[The LOCK]

Lock =



http://www.imaginationflights.co.uk/images/balloon.jpg

okay... your cool...

Your buddies are waiting for you like this :eek: .....

[Analizer17]

Thats what I figured. I was just wondering.

[Analizer17]

okay... your cool...

Your buddies are waiting for you like this :eek: .....

Yeah, his buddies, OP and Junglewinner.

[The LOCK]

The best part... its not even just TP that is teaming up on this guy... we got Analizer going at him too...

[halfman]

Are you recycling jokes, fool?

[DawgeatDawg2]

The best part... its not even just TP that is teaming up on this guy... we got Analizer going at him too...

Big As been hangin tough.

[halfman]

Analizer is just trying to fellate his way on to TP.

[Analizer17]

The best part... its not even just TP that is teaming up on this guy... we got Analizer going at him too...

Well, just stating my opinions which me and you seem to think alike so pretty much what you state I on the most part agree with.

[The LOCK]

Are you recycling jokes, fool?

My recycled jokes are better than anything you will ever come up with....

Sad... but true....

[The LOCK]

Analizer is just trying to fellate his way on to TP.

Well its might be working.....

I got a way you can get in...

:eek:

I was just joking... Dont even try to offer it.. you perv...

[halfman]

My recycled jokes are better than anything you will ever come up with....

Sad... but true....

Your only a legend in your mirror, before you undress, that is.

[The LOCK]

Your only a legend in your mirror, before you undress, that is.

Umm okay....

[Analizer17]

Analizer is just trying to fellate his way on to TP.

Wow, so when are you planning on getting a life? I think OP and Junglewinner are waiting outside for you.

[halfman]

Wow, so when are you planning on getting a life? I think OP and Junglewinner are waiting outside for you.
Are you still stuck on stupid or is it Lock?

[Analizer17]

Are you still stuck on stupid or is it Lock?

Hey LOCK, is it just me or did that not make sense.

[DawgeatDawg2]

Your only a legend in your mirror, before you undress, that is.

Only when your wife is in the mirror too.

[halfman]

Hey LOCK, is it just me or did that not make sense.


Aren't you two conjoined enough to give only one opinion? sickness and in health etc....

[The LOCK]

Are you still stuck on stupid or is it Lock?

If your so great.. tell us about yourself halfman...

Here is my best guess.. at your story..

Whats your story.. you lose a testicle as a teenager, in accident that involved a dog and peanut butter....

So you friends started calling you halfman.... and now your a bitter old man...

Sad.. sad.. sad...

[Analizer17]

Aren't you two conjoined enough to give only one opinion? sickness and in health etc....

So you are telling me just because I asked lock something that we are conjoined? Good try but no dice.

[halfman]

Ouch, Dawg with the irrelavent cheap pop. Kapow.

[The LOCK]

Only when your wife is in the mirror too.

Brutal.... I like it.... and so did his wife.. ;)

[DawgeatDawg2]

I thought it was halfman/halfwoman