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spicol

08-15-2007, 11:39 PM

Post your favorite quotes here.

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer Simpson

spicol

08-16-2007, 12:09 AM

My school doesn't have football –You don't like all-girls schools?
-You mean like Marist?

- From Chicago Tribune Preps Forum

ScoobysMom

08-16-2007, 01:29 AM

My school doesn't have football –You don't like all-girls schools?
You mean like Marist?

- From Chicago Tribune Preps Forum

Now that is brutal.

spicol

08-16-2007, 01:40 AM

Just a little inane humor from an old Catholic Leaguer.

"Letting soccer be played on a football field is like putting a tampon dispenser in the MEN'S room."
- mark michalczewski

Mr. White

08-16-2007, 10:46 PM

"Put a federal agency in charge of the Sahara, and it would run out of sand."

"Build something that is foolproof, and only a fool will use it."

I don't know the source of these but I like the sarcastic tone. How about this from a classic American athlete...
"Half the game is 90% mental."

I have a book with pages of dumb jock quotes, they always make me feel smart.

spicol

08-17-2007, 11:45 PM

"Alcohol,... it tastes great, makes women appear more attractive and makes one impervious to criticism."
- Mayor Quimby

NIref

08-20-2007, 05:57 PM

"I'm Catholic, do as I say or I'll hurt you." Brian Griffin

"The Darwin Award? Is that a scholarship?"

"It comforts me that two animals died so I could eat today." (Take that PETA).

MR TWISTER

08-20-2007, 08:29 PM

...Great sports quotes from the movies...I came here tonight, and I didn't know what to expect.
1 I don't know what to say, really.
2 We're way past big speech time,
3 let's all gather round. I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses.
4
I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: There is a God, and I'm not Him.
5 There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking. Let things happen and
6 you're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder. You're gonna become a very dangerous person.
7 Eye of the tiger.
8 Now that's class.
9
It's not enough. Rely on your gift alone and you're gonna fail. You gotta develop yourself. The secret is confidence and concentration. You got them, you don't need much else.
10 Take your time. Be patient. Be patient.
11
When it comes to books, I'm not really that smart.
12 Shinto philosophy teaches you to accept life as a seasonal occupation.
13 The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote: A flute with no holes is not a flute, and
14 bees and dogs can smell fear.
15 You're becoming one with fear.
16 People have to live their own lives. Nobody can live it for you.
17 This is where it all happens.
18
You just got lesson No. 1: Don't think
19 you're going to live forever.
20 Take a lesson from the dead.
21 Everybody'd be nice to you if they knew you were dying.
22 I don't know, nobody likes to think about it. I don't like to think about it. But if you don't, you might go through life thinking you've got plenty of time and you put off the really important stuff until later. Pretty soon, before you know it -- there's no more time left. You've blown it.
23 It goes fast. Don't sleep. Don't waste a second of it. Because before you know it -- it's done. Nothing but babies and memories ... you hear me? Babies and memories.
24 Don't get caught watching the paint dry.
25 That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, gopher."
26
I would like to relieve you of the fears and anxieties which are so inherently symptomatic of a losing team.
27 You can get through college half-assed. ... You can get through life half-assed. But I'll guarantee
28 you wake up after a few years thinking you're a winner, but you're not. You're really a loser.
29 All the arguing in the world can't change the decision of the umpire.
30 What are you trying to prove? What's it prove?
31 You're nothing but a small-time Charlie.
32 I do know this: A foul is not a foul unless the referee blows the whistle.
33 So I've got that going for me ... which is nice.
34
It's time to put away childish things.
35 Show me the money
36 and winner take all.
37 Every sucker for himself.
38 You gotta look to the future. You can't build on what you don't got.
39 No time to waste.
40 Now, the golden years are behind you.
41 Nothing's ever gonna be the same again.
42 Well, I've got news for you
43, you wanna dance, you gotta pay the band.
44 All of us, we dig our own holes.
45 You gotta go for all the answers.
46 There is no tomorrow.
47
Right about now your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag, and your butt is kind of like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
48 It's only your life.
49 Don't make a joke of your life.
50 Exhausted? Good. Get used to it. From now on it's gonna be more of the same.
51 Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make you grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.
52 For it is money they have and peace they lack.
53 It's OK to think about what you want to do until it was time to start doing what you were meant to do.
54 You know, like anything can be great. Anything can be great. I don't care. Bricklaying can be great.
55 The world needs ditchdiggers, too.
56
It's a good day to think about responsibility.
57 People who confuse brains and luck can get in a whole lot of trouble. Seeing through the game is not the same as winning the game.
58 A breakthrough. Breakdown? Breakthrough.
59 I have to laugh, because I've often asked myself, my foe, my enemy, is an animal. In order to conquer him, I have to
60 go the distance.
61
I'm talking about wanting things in life. I'm talking about having dreams. And all that starts right here.
62 Having dreams is what makes life tolerable.
63 You don't have dreams, you don't have anything.
64 Let them play!
65 You hear me?
66
Can you be perfect?
67 Are you afraid to try?
68 What's can't? There ain't no can't.
69 Why don't you just step up and play the hero?
70 Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
71 We're always looking for excuses.
72 Let's pretend ... we're real human beings.
73 We analyze, we theorize, prosthetize, sometimes we even sympathize, but we never, never rationalize.
74 Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small, I mean, one half a step too late, or too early, and you don't quite make it, one half a second too slow or too fast you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us.
75 In this life, you don't have to prove nothing to nobody but yourself.
76 If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential to be the best that you can be
77, that's heroic. Let's be heroes.
78
Buckle up my friend. You're about to embark on a great adventure.
79 I want you to put each other in your hearts forever -- because forever is about to happen here in just a few minutes.
80 That's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?
81 I guess there's only one thing left to do.
82
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you, my kind of successes.
83
This is your time. Now go out there and take it
84 ... and no one can ever take it away.
85
Victoire! Victoire!
86 USA! USA! USA!87
FOOTNOTES

1 Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089927/)

2 Tony D'Amato, Any Given Sunday (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146838/)

3 Norman Dale, Hoosiers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091217/)

4 Lou Brown, Major League (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097815/)

5 Father Cavanaugh, Rudy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108002/)

6 Ty Webb, Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/)

7 Mickey Goldmill, Rocky (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075148/)

8 Apollo Creed, Rocky III (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084602/)

9 Rocky Balboa, Rocky II (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079817/)

10 Ed Hobbs, The Natural (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087781/)

11 Norman Dale, Hoosiers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091217/)

12 Henry Steele, One on One (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076500/)

13 David Sommers, American Flyers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088707/)

14 Ty Webb, Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/)

15 Ray Boyd, Jerry Maguire (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116695/)

16 Hitchhiker, American Flyers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088707/)

17 Lou Gehrig, Pride of the Yankees (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035211/)

18 Cletus, Hoosiers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091217/)

19 Crash Davis, Bull Durham (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094812/)

20 Buck Weaver, Eight Men Out (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095082/)

21 Herman Boone, Remember The Titans (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210945/)

22 Bruce Pearson, Bang The Drum Slowly (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069765/)

23 Louden Swain, Vision Quest (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090270/)

24 Brian, Friday Night Lights (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390022/)

25 Shooter Flatch, Hoosiers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091217/)

26 Carl Spackler, Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/)

27 Dr. Knobb, The Natural (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087781/)

28 Pete Bell, Blue Chips (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109305/)

29 Rocky Balboa, Rocky III (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084602/)

30 Lou Gehrig, Pride of the Yankees (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035211/)

31 Joey La Motta, Raging Bull (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081398/)

32 Eddie Felson, The Hustler (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054997/)

33 Lavada McRae, Blue Chips (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109305/)

34 Carl Spackler, Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/)

35 Phil Elliott, North Dallas Forty (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079640/)

36 Rod Tidwell, Jerry Maguire (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116695/)

37 Roy Hobbs, The Natural (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087781/)

38 Ned Braden, Slap Shot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076723/)

39 Gus Sands, The Natural (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087781/)

40 Apollo Creed, Rocky III (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084602/)

41 Joe McGrath, Slap Shot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076723/)

42 Kuch, Vision Quest (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090270/)

43 Terrence Mann, Field of Dreams (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097351/)

44 Rocky Balboa, Rocky (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075148/)

45 Gary Gaines, Friday Night Lights (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390022/)

46 Kuch, Vision Quest (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090270/)

47 Apollo Creed, Rocky III (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084602/)

48 Ernie McCracken, Kingpin (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116778/)

49 Jake Taylor, Major League (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097815/)

50 Dorothy Boyd, Jerry Maguire (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116695/)

51 Raymond Stoller, Breaking Away (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078902/)

52 Apollo Creed, Rocky (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075148/)

53 Terrence Mann, Field of Dreams (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097351/)

54 Jim Morris Sr., The Rookie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265662/)

55 Eddie Felson, The Hustler (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054997/)

56 Judge Elihu Smails, Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/)

57 Gary Gaines, Friday Night Lights (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390022/)

58 Conrad Hunter, North Dallas Forty (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079640/)

59 Jerry Maguire, Jerry Maguire (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116695/)

60 Carl Spackler, Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/)

61 The Voice, Field of Dreams (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097351/)

62 Jimmy Morris, The Rookie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265662/)

63 Pete, Rudy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108002/)

64 Jimmy Morris, The Rookie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265662/)

65 Mike Leak, The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075718/)

66 Jake La Motta, Raging Bull (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081398/)

67 Gary Gaines, Friday Night Lights (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390022/)

68 Pyrie, Victory (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083284/)

69 Mickey Goldmill, Rocky II (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079817/)

70 Jules Harbor, Varsity Blues (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139699/)

71 Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104694/)

72 Marcus Sommers, American Flyers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088707/)

73 Ty Webb, Caddyshack (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/)

74 Dennis Conrad, American Flyers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088707/)

75 Tony D'Amato, Any Given Sunday (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146838/)

76 Fortune, Rudy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108002/)

77 Norman Dale, Hoosiers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091217/)

78 Jonathon Moxon, Varsity Blues (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139699/)

79 Roy Munson, Kingpin (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116778/)

80 Gary Gaines, Friday Night Lights (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390022/)

81 Tony D'Amato, Any Given Sunday (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146838/)

82 Jake Taylor, Major League (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097815/)

83 Dicky Fox, Jerry Maguire (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116695/)

84 Herb Brooks, Miracle (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349825/)

85 Jonathon Moxon, Varsity Blues (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139699/)

86 Crowd, Victory (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083284/)

87 Crowd, Miracle (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349825/)

Mr. White

08-20-2007, 08:53 PM

I love #55, but I remember it from Caddyshack not the Hustler. Still a brutal line.

spicol

08-21-2007, 12:06 AM

"Yabba Dabba Do"
-Fred Flinstone

spicol

08-21-2007, 01:37 AM

Tolerance is the virtue of a man without conviction."
-C.K. Chesterton

spicol

08-21-2007, 01:41 AM

"Second place! That's just a fancy word for loser!"
- Bender

From "FUTURAMA"

spicol

08-21-2007, 01:46 AM

"Ancient archeological evidence indicates that Ireland was a much different place before the discovery of alcohol."
- Peter "Family Guy"

How dare you take advantage of my blithering idiot!"
- Ren on Stimpy

SeekNDestroy

08-21-2007, 10:42 AM

"Dream as if you'd live forever, live as if you'd die today."
-James Dean

ckdad

08-21-2007, 12:52 PM

Anything from the first 5 minutes of the movie Full Metal Jacket:eek:

Mr. White

08-21-2007, 01:15 PM

From Batman

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
and
"Never rub another man's rhubarb"

freight-train

08-21-2007, 06:22 PM

"Right now, the little warriors know that the power of the ultimate warrior is something that you wanna feel, that you wanna taste, its something that when you turn on that tv screen, or when you bite and take in those doritos, you know that its gonna be exciting, or it might even be a lil bit frightening."

"Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries in the entire universe, as I feel the injection from the gods above, I only know that the ultimate warrior is totally out of control!!!!!"
--Ultimate Warrior

http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/ult_war.jpg

Mr. White

08-21-2007, 08:46 PM

freight-train

08-21-2007, 10:08 PM

Haha yea, I havent seen the DVD but ive recently found a bunch of videos of him youtube. My favorite being.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg
Soo hilarious

spicol

08-21-2007, 11:37 PM

Isn't that Mel Gibson in face paint?

spicol

08-22-2007, 12:49 AM

"Get outside! It is too nice a day to be stupid indoors!" ---Ren, from "Ren and Stimpy"

Schultz133

08-22-2007, 01:00 AM

"its not worth winning if you cant win big" mighty ducks

"you cant win silver you can only lose gold"

"Defeat is worse than death, you must live with defeat"

spicol

08-22-2007, 03:25 AM

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
_ Benjamin Franklin

Mr. White

08-22-2007, 09:53 AM

Haha yea, I havent seen the DVD but ive recently found a bunch of videos of him youtube. My favorite being.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg
Soo hilarious
That 5 min. video clip is from the DVD and it is the only part worth watching.

Another quote or in this case dialog:
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
-Airplane

FHSFAN1

08-22-2007, 12:21 PM

If it don't go with beer, it ain't good food. -Fred Berg

spicol

08-23-2007, 04:16 AM

Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
- Bart Simpson

Late night swimming and alcohol: it's a winning combination!
- Lenny

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
-Homer Simpson

Mr. White

08-23-2007, 07:23 AM

"I don't know Marge, trying is the first step toward failure."
"Ah beer. I would kill everyone in this room for one sweet drop of beer."
"You gave both dogs away! And you know how I feel about giving."
"To beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems."
-Homer

spicol

08-28-2007, 11:50 PM

Me fail English? That's unpossible
- Ralph Wiggums

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
- Bart Simpson

Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
- Grampa Simpson

Mr. White

08-30-2007, 11:54 AM

"Borrow money from pessimists, they won't expect it back."
"Always tell the truth, that way you don't have to remember anything."
-Not sure where these came from

"I would love to stay here and talk with you...but I'm not going to."
-Bill Murray in Groundhog Day

"Invest your money in property, cause they don't make it anymore."
-Will Rogers

ScoobysMom

08-31-2007, 01:28 AM

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.

spicol

08-31-2007, 02:37 AM

But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
Irish love ballad

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
Stephen Wright

Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.
Anonymous

spicol

10-23-2007, 05:17 AM

Ace

10-23-2007, 02:13 PM

"Soccer was invented by European women to give their men something to do while they cooked."
- Hank Hill

" Letting soccer be played on a football field is like putting a tampon dispenser in the MEN'S room."
_Mark Michalczewski

Considering it is the Worlds most POPULAR sport. Also, soccer players get paid more than any other professional athlete in the world. Just some facts you might want to look at before you keeping running your mouth.

spicol

10-24-2007, 03:41 AM

Considering it is the Worlds most POPULAR sport. Also, soccer players get paid more than any other professional athlete in the world. Just some facts you might want to look at before you keeping running your mouth.

Also known as "Grass Fairies" to those who partisipate in the more manly arts.

Ace

10-24-2007, 03:23 PM

Also known as "Grass Fairies" to those who partisipate in the more manly arts.

EUFA Championship League is on ESPN2 all week. I guess everyone hates the sport.

spicol

10-26-2007, 04:09 AM

EUFA Championship League is on ESPN2 all week. I guess everyone hates the sport.

So I guess you'll be in front of the tube, ESPN2 tuned in......... and a fistful of vaseline.

Mr. White

10-26-2007, 09:32 AM

EUFA Championship League is on ESPN2 all week. I guess everyone hates the sport.
It's a great sport. The only problem I have is all the acting that goes on. They're always taking dives trying to draw a penalty. All that aside I still can't wait for the world cup to come back to Soldier Field.

Mr. White

10-26-2007, 09:40 AM

Back to topic:

"Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."
- Lou Holtz

Ace

10-26-2007, 10:54 AM

So I guess you'll be in front of the tube, ESPN2 tuned in......... and a fistful of vaseline.

When any athlete makes 5 years 250 million in the NFL, MLB, NBA, or NHL come talk to me. Till then SIT DOWN!

Unlike you i like all sports. Football is my favorite, but i respect everything. Except Nascar, what a JOKE!

So, i guess about 1 billion people will have fistfulls of vaseline come World Cup time, yeah you're smart.

If you ever took the time to watch GOOD soccer/futbol, you would understand why people love it so much.

Ace

10-26-2007, 10:54 AM

It's a great sport. The only problem I have is all the acting that goes on. They're always taking dives trying to draw a penalty. All that aside I still can't wait for the world cup to come back to Soldier Field.

The refs keep calling it though. Its like stalling in wrestling. If the official doesnt call stalling can you blame the kid for it?

Ace

10-26-2007, 10:57 AM

Back to topic:

"Ability iz what you are capable of doing. Motivashhion determinezsh what you do. Attitude determinezsh how well you do it."
- Lou Holtz

Now this is more like Lou Holtz.

maddog0117

10-26-2007, 11:00 PM

It's a great sport. The only problem I have is all the acting that goes on. They're always taking dives trying to draw a penalty. All that aside I still can't wait for the world cup to come back to Soldier Field.

Hm sounds like a problem in a sport called basketball.

from ACE Unlike you i like all sports. Football is my favorite, but i respect everything. Except Nascar, what a JOKE!

NASCAR is fun nand cool.You see more car crashes here than you do goals in soccer. By the way when I see these car crashes I don't feel saorry for any one becouse the harnesses, better then the highway?

Ace

10-26-2007, 11:15 PM

Hm sounds like a problem in a sport called basketball.

from ACE Unlike you i like all sports. Football is my favorite, but i respect everything. Except Nascar, what a JOKE!

NASCAR is fun nand cool.You see more car crashes here than you do goals in soccer. By the way when I see these car crashes I don't feel saorry for any one becouse the harnesses, better then the highway?

I can drive 180 miles per hour in a circle too for 4 hours. Where is there skill in that.

maddog0117

10-26-2007, 11:30 PM

SeekNDestroy

10-27-2007, 10:17 AM

Getting inches from the wall or another moving carand not crashing. Going sideways but correcting before you crash. Driving through the infield, with some control. Drving through smoke and oil and not crashing. Figure hoe to save gas, tires, and your engine. And wait there's more.....

Yeah, because making left hand turns is so hard....if the drivers were worth a damn, they wouldn't have to correct from being sideways, or drive through the infield, would they?

spicol

10-28-2007, 06:02 AM

Soccer is the most popular "sport" in the rest of the world?
Americans play football.
Ever notice the "rest of the world' always needs America to fight their wars for them? case in point....the french, the brits, the dutch, ect.........
Soccer is a game lacking in testicular fortitude.

Ace

10-28-2007, 09:15 PM

maddog0117

10-28-2007, 09:47 PM

Yeah, because making left hand turns is so hard....if the drivers were worth a damn, they wouldn't have to correct from being sideways, or drive through the infield, would they?

They do when trying to avoid crashes, or in an oil slick. Also I saw how smart you have to be today. A racer ran out of gas, on the restart slowed down so much he got rear-ended, took out the best racer in the race. Also how much of a team sport, Junior lost his tire on turn 1 after a restart. Took him out and a nother rader. Two of the most bizzare crashes I've ever scene. With that one it was either the left rear tire changer, or equipment problem. Also, they do turn right on some racetracks, like Infinion, heck, there it is mostley right.

SeekNDestroy

10-28-2007, 09:50 PM

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i31/MSUGreenGiant63/file.php.jpg

spicol

10-29-2007, 04:00 AM

Most popular sport in the world=Soccer/futbol.

Match and Point!

OK "Aggadore"

Ace

10-29-2007, 10:22 AM

I never said soccer was my favorite sport. Far from it, I was just pointing out how about 2 billion people love the sport.

What other sport has a fan base that large?

spicol

10-30-2007, 09:34 AM

It was sure to happen! Just didn't know when.....here it is..........Men's answer to Maxine.

Jamie

Men strike back!
How many men
does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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I married a Miss
Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!

AND MAXINE SAYS.....