30 great ways to piss people off.

[Spandex Bandit]

1. Go to library, put women’s rights books in fiction section.
2. Make text messages one word long whenever possible.
3. Offer tobacco to people who have recently quit or do not use it. Don’t take no for an answer.
4. Tell the ending to suspenseful books and meetings.
5. Write profanities and racial slurs on people’s casts.
6. Encourage children to fight.
7. Borrow jumper cables. Don’t return them.
8. Insist upon oral sex as the only payment for a ride
9. Spill everything. Everywhere.
10. Upon exiting a vehicle, leave the door open when walking away.
11. Go to a soup kitchen. Complain about service/quality/atmosphere
12. Go to church, speak in tongues. By tongues, I mean streaks of complete racism or profanity.
13. -Smoke in non-smoking areas.
14. Spike random drinks in public.
15. Urinate on door handles.
16. Insist on using only windows to enter/exit people’s houses.
17. Accuse strangers of racism against their own race.
18. Refuse to wear anything other than a wrestling singlet when with friends.
19. Encourage children to argue with parents in public forums.
20. When dipping in public, do not use spitter, instead, use floor/walls.
21. Scratch random dvd’s at friend’s houses.
22. Glue random objects to the floor.
23. Ask parents if it’s ok to give their kid a piece of candy, do not take no for an answer.
24. Talk obnoxiously loud when having close conversation with people.
25. Hit on friend’s significant other with friend present.
26. TYPE IN ALL CAPS
27. When using bathrooms other than your own, don’t flush.
28. Hum loudly, in monotone.
29. Set backgrounds on peoples computers/phones to offensive things.
30. Hot box a cigar in someone else’s car.

[exwrestler155]

You mean 31 ways? Posting this crap on IM.

[Warrior70]

Originally Posted by exwrestler155

You mean 31 ways? Posting this crap on IM.

The Non-wrestling Forum is an appropriate medium for the note. However, I take exception to the omission of one important way to piss off someone: Tell them the truth. We have so many of our people in this society who claim to be offended when someone tells them the truth. For example: when a student submits a paper to a university course that is written so poorly in in such a style that it would best be submitted in a junior high school class, and the professor tells them the truth, the student will complain to an administrator that they were offended.