30 great ways to piss people off.
1. Go to library, put womenís rights books in fiction section.
2. Make text messages one word long whenever possible.
3. Offer tobacco to people who have recently quit or do not use it. Donít take no for an answer.
4. Tell the ending to suspenseful books and meetings.
5. Write profanities and racial slurs on peopleís casts.
6. Encourage children to fight.
7. Borrow jumper cables. Donít return them.
8. Insist upon oral sex as the only payment for a ride
9. Spill everything. Everywhere.
10. Upon exiting a vehicle, leave the door open when walking away.
11. Go to a soup kitchen. Complain about service/quality/atmosphere
12. Go to church, speak in tongues. By tongues, I mean streaks of complete racism or profanity.
13. -Smoke in non-smoking areas.
14. Spike random drinks in public.
15. Urinate on door handles.
16. Insist on using only windows to enter/exit peopleís houses.
17. Accuse strangers of racism against their own race.
18. Refuse to wear anything other than a wrestling singlet when with friends.
19. Encourage children to argue with parents in public forums.
20. When dipping in public, do not use spitter, instead, use floor/walls.
21. Scratch random dvdís at friendís houses.
22. Glue random objects to the floor.
23. Ask parents if itís ok to give their kid a piece of candy, do not take no for an answer.
24. Talk obnoxiously loud when having close conversation with people.
25. Hit on friendís significant other with friend present.
26. TYPE IN ALL CAPS
27. When using bathrooms other than your own, donít flush.
28. Hum loudly, in monotone.
29. Set backgrounds on peoples computers/phones to offensive things.
30. Hot box a cigar in someone elseís car.