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    You guys can bash the Lantern all you want, but you are missing out on learning a new skill he recently acquired........
    It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right.....A group of words together is called a sentence. He is working on writing next......

    Somtimes the Lantern does not feel well when he is posting about Iowa alumni.... He now takes tylenol for headaches and Midol for cramps and is feeling much better.

    The lantern does not always understand your responses, so it is best to try an association, like..........
    Let's say the average person uses ten percent of thier brain. How much does the Lantern use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops, bong resin and images of Ohio high school wrestlers being recruited by Iowa!

    Staller

  • #2
    Iowa genreally doesnt go for ohio guys but Iowa State does.
    on my best day I can beat anyone. On my worst day I could beat anyone-gl

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    • #3
      Has anyone ever seen Will-I-Am and the Green Lantern in the same room together? Is it possible that the Lantern suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder?

      Bruce Wayne = Batman
      Clark Kent = Superman
      Peter Parker = Spiderman
      Green Lantern = Will-I-Am

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      • #4
        greenlantern whats your deal its a game of touch football and everytime i turn around your on your *** again! I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it f***in' rain out here. Im trying to help you out here but your making yourself sound like a dumbass!
        lantern would like to be cowboys from Arizona or pimps from Oakland but it's not Halloween. Grow up; Peter Pan, Count Chocula.

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        • #5
          Back off a little, boys...
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          Coe College Kohawks

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          • #6
            Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.

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            • #7
              thats good stuff

              Originally posted by Staller OT View Post
              Has anyone ever seen Will-I-Am and the Green Lantern in the same room together? Is it possible that the Lantern suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder?

              Bruce Wayne = Batman
              Clark Kent = Superman
              Peter Parker = Spiderman
              Green Lantern = Will-I-Am
              the only problem with your theory is that in each of your examples there is a nerd and a superhero. In this case you have two goofballs,so , unless a 3rd personality surfaces that actually has a redeeming characteristic then I am not buying the split personality.

              I still say Twister is Will I Am to stir the board up tonight before the big dance .

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              • #8
                Yes me and will-i-am have been in the same room before. Thankfuly the Illinoismatmen paprazzi wernt there to take a picture otherwise it would be on the cover of this site
                on my best day I can beat anyone. On my worst day I could beat anyone-gl

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                • #9
                  no no no i really doubt they would because no one care about you or will-i-am because neither of you have anything good or correct to say about the sport. you are a lonely little boy that has nothing better to do but get on intermat and look at the signings by college and then post on here and say you found out first

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                  • #10
                    i found out 2 weeks before about grajles jerk off.
                    on my best day I can beat anyone. On my worst day I could beat anyone-gl

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